For the sublime 7th show of ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ between 6-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• Residents of The Shire are yet again angry,
• The answer as to why your cat decides to stare at the laundry cupboard for 6 hours,
• TwitchTV’s video game live streaming platform takes a visit to the gentlemen’s area, 
• Washing line cask wine is a low cost delicacy enjoyed in the suburbs according to a vague graph I found online,
• & A tractor is the preferred getaway vehicle during a pursuit with the authorities, says media outlet. 

For the simple 6th, Australia Day-special, show of ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ between 6-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• Mangos support and contribute to Australia’s growing illicit substance trade, 
• 60 year old stiff wood is up for grabs in Kirrawee, but the sale has a catch,
• A scooter bursts into flames while a woman nearby suddenly falls into a wheelie bin,
• & The federal government is overthrown while driving through Elon Musk’s new Las Vegas tunnel in a Tesla.

For the flangdangle 5th show of ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ + New Sensation Drive between 4-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• Elon Musk dramatically pivots with intended Tesla self-driving technology, instead relying on a goldfish,
• Siri screams in my ear at 11pm, shattering a nearby window,
• Sydney’s North Shore has its water glowing green, and it’s not due to their recycling and climate change efforts,
• A Qantas pilot does a skid in an Airbus A380 while on the tarmac.

For the flexible 4th show of ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ between 6-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• NYE fireworks are only acceptable when the ABC broadcasts them, rather than barry with a tinny of VB in his hand letting off a roman candle in the backyard,
• The US Air Force takes going to the toilet to new heights, 2,500 ft to be exact,
• Another edition of Keegan Brown’s terribly vague, unimportant national news following the real National Radio News at 7pm. This week’s bulletin containing a man stealing sewage from a treatment facility,
• & Are you looking to post a job vacancy for your business? I’ve got a great example of what to publish.

For the thundering 3rd show of the new ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ between 6-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• Christmas Crackers, no it’s not a racial slur or a consumable food only meant for one day of the year, but do their contents live up to the expectation?
• A single noise produced by a common household pet sparks the flashpoint of worldwide warfare between the United States and China. 
• One article of News. 
• & Liquid gold, a phrase used as a metaphor to describe petroleum, a former model has however taken it quite literally and applied the phrase differently.

For the succulent 2nd show of the brand new ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ between 6-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• The question of the day: Can a 5-year-old eat $1000 worth of Gelato Icecream?
• Mercedes-Benz, 95 or 80 years of innovative, remarkable & respectable creation, the debate nobody should be having,
• A horticultural event in The National Park comes to an abrupt end when Police step in,
• & Scented Mason Jars, an excellent business model or a national travesty?

For the VERY FIRST show of the brand new ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ between 6-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• You may have a small Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant inside your own home without even realising,
• Aswell as headlines becoming flooded today with the phrase, the unvaccinated are now free, ofcourse referring to the fact that they are now allowed to go to pubs and clubs. I however have got some exclusive news that’ll suggest otherwise for venues in The Shire,
• A man smears poo on a business’s front door, while someone engages in combat armed with a garden rake,
• & have you ever gone for a quenching refreshment during the night? You’d certainly not want to be this person who got entirely the opposite of what they were expecting inside a water bottle.

For the 16th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• Local council elections in Wollongong take an interesting turn as President of China Xi Jing Ping, throws his hat into the ballot,
• A woman gets angry in traffic and a man gets angry at a computer,
• A neighbour blows up the house next door over a feud involving wind chimes in Queensland, 
• & I open a wildlife sanctuary in my kitchen.

For the 15th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• A politician gets paid over $200,000 to say something you wouldn’t say in a church on a Sunday morning,
• The Premier runs through a children’s soccer game with a shovel and begins digging up the field to the confusion of onlookers,
• I scientifically discover that notes in my wallet can’t change in size overnight, bound by the laws of physics,
• & A man has marital issues.

For the 37th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• Richard Nixon gets drunk while a bear almost launches a nuclear bomb at the Soviet Union,
• A living organism bothers me at 2am on a thursday morning, causing a political conflict,
• Someone chemically wraps their ute in human feces to improve aerodynamics,
• & I revisit and review a very professional and informative conversation on the origin of chairs to celebrate the upcoming return of a colleague.