Author Archive: Keegan

4th October 2021

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For the 33rd show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

  • A fish goes on a fine dining dating experience,
  • No Parking signs enrage a local man more than The Sharks losing an NRL Game,
  • A vacuum has a significant amount of power involved,
  • Beers are indeed gotten on,
  • A blank canvas worth $100 grand is forged,
  • Australia reverts to dial-up internet for that sweet connection chorus,
  • & I visit a government website.

29th September 2021

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For the 9th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

  • Kyle Sandilands hates television remotes,
  • A 2004 HP Inkjet Colour office printer is shot with a handgun,
  • I pay $25 to stand in a small cupboard,
  • The Shire lights up with thanks to our local venues for Freedom Week,
  • & Dog food is thrown at a DJ’s head in strange circumstances.

22nd September 2021

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For the 8th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

  • ABC News breakfast shakes those hips while you make your morning coffee,
  • Deliveroo takes an all-natural herbal twist,
  • A Cessna 150 single engined aircraft is ingested on-air,
  • & YouTube loses it’s dignity, if it still had any.

20th September 2021

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For the 32nd show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

  • A farewell for a friend,
  • A maskless local member is confronted on social media,
  • Brenda is an avid collector of dust,
  • Plastic furniture invades and annexes Melbourne,
  • & I buy a new vacuum cleaner.

15th September 2021

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For the 7th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

  • An Australian cricket captain gets a riskay description with thanks from the ABC,
  • I hear rain for the first time in my life,
  • & a television show takes a beetle to court.

13th September 2021

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For the 31st show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

  • An 8 year old suggesting a walking cane at 40 years old, enthusiastic prediction or grim reality?
  • A summon the ghost of Elizabeth in the radio studio,
  • Winston Churchill crosses live from the United Kingdom for some positive vibes,
  • A man in Dural uses his retirement savings on a business venture not entirely considered orthodox,
  • Where’s Wally’s mask at Cronulla Beach,
  • & $60,000 to not dehydrate. Is it worth it?

8th September 2021

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For the 6th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

  • Multiple people walk around in the bush,
  • One man drinks bourbon in the bush and ends up lost for 6 hours,
  • An ashtray gets down and dirty, not in the bush however,
  • & Subway constructs a watercraft to compete with Clive Palmer’s, Titanic Two.

6th September 2021

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For the 30th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

  • The sound of wind destroys my eardrums and all 340 windows in my house,
  • A bird swallows a baby, not literally,
  • Kanye West is up to his old tricks,
  • I create terrifying dead-air,
  • George Bush opens wardrobes from both the inside and outside,
  • COVID gets a mention for the 4,350,000th time,
  • & A recap of what we accomplished with The Weekly AA, which surprisingly has nothing to do with alcohol.

1st September 2021

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For the 5th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

  • I completely lose my mind over the latest album drop by Kanye West,
  • A man in Dural uses his retirement savings on a business venture not entirely considered orthodox,
  • Strange things begin occurring in Australia due to the unfolding situation in the Middle East, over 9,000km away,
  • & A local facebook poster gets reminded of her manners, a catch-up from what we missed out on last wednesday.

25th August 2021

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For the 4th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

  • Somebody decides to live inside a speed camera for 20 minutes,
  • 23 toilets are introduced to a Hollywood Superstar,
  • Another message from Winston Churchill Himself,
  • Coles introduces mandatory jump scares,
  • & A local facebook poster gets reminded of her manners.