For the 10th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• A bicycle gives birth to a baby,
• The United Nations arrives in Melbourne,
• Patience cures an infectious disease,
• Rock, paper, scissors turns into, rock, train, jail,
• & Dog food becomes a party delicacy.

For the 9th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• Kyle Sandilands hates television remotes,
• A 2004 HP Inkjet Colour office printer is shot with a handgun,
• I pay $25 to stand in a small cupboard,
• The Shire lights up with thanks to our local venues for Freedom Week,
• & Dog food is thrown at a DJ’s head in strange circumstances.

For the 8th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• ABC News breakfast shakes those hips while you make your morning coffee,
• Deliveroo takes an all-natural herbal twist,
• A Cessna 150 single engined aircraft is ingested on-air,
• & YouTube loses it’s dignity, if it still had any.

For the 31st show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• An 8 year old suggesting a walking cane at 40 years old, enthusiastic prediction or grim reality?
• A summon the ghost of Elizabeth in the radio studio,
• Winston Churchill crosses live from the United Kingdom for some positive vibes,
• A man in Dural uses his retirement savings on a business venture not entirely considered orthodox,
• Where’s Wally’s mask at Cronulla Beach,
• & $60,000 to not dehydrate. Is it worth it?

For the 30th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• The sound of wind destroys my eardrums and all 340 windows in my house,
• A bird swallows a baby, not literally,
• Kanye West is up to his old tricks,
• I create terrifying dead-air,
• George Bush opens wardrobes from both the inside and outside,
• COVID gets a mention for the 4,350,000th time,
• & A recap of what we accomplished with The Weekly AA, which surprisingly has nothing to do with alcohol.

For the 29th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• Forget dancing in the moonlight, in the current era we’re living in it’s known as jogging in the moonlight,
• An ABC producer worries a news presenter with spontaneous satanism,
• We re-visit a German man preparing for the battle of Stalingrad almost 100-years late,
• Number one mainstream television show RBT hires some Elephants, 
• A spice addicted snake goes shopping,
• The theme of Elephants continues on the show tonight, as they get on the tinnies in China.