For the 20th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• Multiple exciting announcements of possible things to come.
• A traffic light with a not so bright pedestrian button.
• Cricket has landed in Australia
• And an hour and a half of Funk till the boat is sunk.

For the 19th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• A revitalised show intro.
• A lost boat
• A snake in a boat
• John Laws receives emails
• And discussions on aliens.

For the 18th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• The longest ever amount of talking in-between songs ever performed before on the program.
• A furious Perth Apartment Owner goes west-side on another tenant.
• Tom Holland’s Cherry movie.
• Immortal animals.
• & more UFO talk.

For the 17th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• Jordan Kenny’s brand new single release.
• 28 minutes and 32 seconds of complaining about a horrific toothache I was experiencing during the program.

For the 16th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• A stolen scissor lift.
• A change in hairstyle.
• Funeral for a ford
• And an ex-pm turned uber driver.

For the 15th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• Word Salad Continues for the second week
• A popular cheese is involved in an international incident
• Someone loses a fridge in remarkable circumstances
• An MMA fighter gets a crowd to hunt for something that isn’t an Easter Egg
• And a Gold Coast mayor has some interesting comments.

For the 14th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• Word Salad takes over 2SSR.
• There is a cricket in my cupboard at home.
• The world’s most expensive military jet manages to shoot itself.
• And finally, the world’s worst handbrake turn accident has been resolved.

For the 704,000,000th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• An animal migration caused by the floods we’re currently experiencing.
• My take on Marvel’s new The Falcon and The Winter Soldier.
• A Como man arrested for some very odd behavior towards motor vehicles.
• A comment on the new cut of Justice League.
• The story of some blokes on a mattress drifting out to sea I missed out on last week.

For the 12th show (I’ve obviously lost count) of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• An apology on the unchanged intro to the show.
• A new take on announcing the time.
• Discussions on a career with the NBN.
• Addressing the ‘Sea Shanty’ musical craze.
• A strange metropolitan BOM Weather Warning.
• A Subaru Forester decides its a horse.
• Me suddenly becoming ill halfway through the show and playing more music than usual.

For the 600,000,000th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:

• A discussion about my return to radio after two weeks.
• The possible return of George.
• A man performing a burn-out in a Hungry Jacks Drive-thru over a reason you wouldn’t believe.
• A listener writes into the show.
• Finally, Mr Whippy has been in an accident.