15th December 2021
For the VERY FIRST show of the brand new ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ between 6-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:
- You may have a small Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant inside your own home without even realising,
- Aswell as headlines becoming flooded today with the phrase, the unvaccinated are now free, ofcourse referring to the fact that they are now allowed to go to pubs and clubs. I however have got some exclusive news that’ll suggest otherwise for venues in The Shire,
- A man smears poo on a business’s front door, while someone engages in combat armed with a garden rake,
- & have you ever gone for a quenching refreshment during the night? You’d certainly not want to be this person who got entirely the opposite of what they were expecting inside a water bottle.
Year 12 Multimedia – Major Work
When it came to the subject of ‘Multimedia’ in Year 12 of high-school, I was more of a comedian than a serious high-achieving student when it came to the topics my projects were based on. This is shown in my HSC Major Work where I present the M.E.M.E Taskforce, a crack investigative unit based in The Sutherland Shire. Lighthearted and half-serious, this project miraculously got full marks in terms of video, editing and presentation.
General Videography Compilation
Over the last two/three years I’ve had a camera on me for video making purposes, or just general fun, and as a result I’ve ended up with over 2 hours of unused footage sitting on my computer. As an example of my videography work, I’ve put together a compilation of footage taken within The Shire, down the NSW South Coast at both Kiama and Wollongong, and even in the northern suburbs of Sydney. Have a look below;
General Photographs
A collection of general landscape & close-up photographs I’ve taken over the years. Locations vary from Termeil, Kiama and Wollongong on the NSW South Coast, to Newtown, Wynyard, Sutherland and Bundeena in the Sydney Metro Area + many more I’ve managed to so-far forget probably due to the fact that suburb wasn’t really the most exciting place in the world.
General Aerial Photographs
A bulk collection of most aerial photographs i’ve taken around the Sydney metro and South Coast NSW areas over the past 2-3 years, some completely and utter boring, others absolutely sublime.
2nd February 2022
For the sublime 7th show of ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ between 6-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:
- Residents of The Shire are yet again angry,
- The answer as to why your cat decides to stare at the laundry cupboard for 6 hours,
- TwitchTV’s video game live streaming platform takes a visit to the gentlemen’s area,
- Washing line cask wine is a low cost delicacy enjoyed in the suburbs according to a vague graph I found online,
- & A tractor is the preferred getaway vehicle during a pursuit with the authorities, says media outlet.
26th January 2022
For the simple 6th, Australia Day-special, show of ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ between 6-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:
- Mangos support and contribute to Australia’s growing illicit substance trade,
- 60 year old stiff wood is up for grabs in Kirrawee, but the sale has a catch,
- A scooter bursts into flames while a woman nearby suddenly falls into a wheelie bin,
- & The federal government is overthrown while driving through Elon Musk’s new Las Vegas tunnel in a Tesla.
12th January 2022
For the flangdangle 5th show of ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ + New Sensation Drive between 4-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:
- Elon Musk dramatically pivots with intended Tesla self-driving technology, instead relying on a goldfish,
- Siri screams in my ear at 11pm, shattering a nearby window,
- Sydney’s North Shore has its water glowing green, and it’s not due to their recycling and climate change efforts,
- A Qantas pilot does a skid in an Airbus A380 while on the tarmac.
5th January 2022
For the flexible 4th show of ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ between 6-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:
- NYE fireworks are only acceptable when the ABC broadcasts them, rather than barry with a tinny of VB in his hand letting off a roman candle in the backyard,
- The US Air Force takes going to the toilet to new heights, 2,500 ft to be exact,
- Another edition of Keegan Brown’s terribly vague, unimportant national news following the real National Radio News at 7pm. This week’s bulletin containing a man stealing sewage from a treatment facility,
- & Are you looking to post a job vacancy for your business? I’ve got a great example of what to publish.
29th December 2021
For the thundering 3rd show of the new ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ between 6-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:
- Christmas Crackers, no it’s not a racial slur or a consumable food only meant for one day of the year, but do their contents live up to the expectation?
- A single noise produced by a common household pet sparks the flashpoint of worldwide warfare between the United States and China.
- One article of News.
- & Liquid gold, a phrase used as a metaphor to describe petroleum, a former model has however taken it quite literally and applied the phrase differently.
22nd December 2021
For the succulent 2nd show of the brand new ‘Your Best Mate till 8’ between 6-8pm on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:
- The question of the day: Can a 5-year-old eat $1000 worth of Gelato Icecream?
- Mercedes-Benz, 95 or 80 years of innovative, remarkable & respectable creation, the debate nobody should be having,
- A horticultural event in The National Park comes to an abrupt end when Police step in,
- & Scented Mason Jars, an excellent business model or a national travesty?
8th December 2021
For the 16th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:
- Local council elections in Wollongong take an interesting turn as President of China Xi Jing Ping, throws his hat into the ballot,
- A woman gets angry in traffic and a man gets angry at a computer,
- A neighbour blows up the house next door over a feud involving wind chimes in Queensland,
- & I open a wildlife sanctuary in my kitchen.
1st December 2020
For the 15th fill-in show of ‘Sound & Vision’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:
- A politician gets paid over $200,000 to say something you wouldn’t say in a church on a Sunday morning,
- The Premier runs through a children’s soccer game with a shovel and begins digging up the field to the confusion of onlookers,
- I scientifically discover that notes in my wallet can’t change in size overnight, bound by the laws of physics,
- & A man has marital issues.
29th November 2021
For the 37th show of ‘Your Best Mate from 8’ on 2SSR 99.7FM I’ve got in stock for you:
- Richard Nixon gets drunk while a bear almost launches a nuclear bomb at the Soviet Union,
- A living organism bothers me at 2am on a thursday morning, causing a political conflict,
- Someone chemically wraps their ute in human feces to improve aerodynamics,
- & I revisit and review a very professional and informative conversation on the origin of chairs to celebrate the upcoming return of a colleague.